Gold Donkey Awards for the Year 2026

These are the preliminary awards for 2026.

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey of the Year 2026

Ali Khamenei (Former President of Iran)
Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor of Germany)
Brandon Johnson (Mayor of Chicago)
El-Sayed (Michigan Hamas Senate Candidate)
Emmanuel Macron (President of France) "Vive l'âne"
Gavin Newsom (Governor of California)
J. B. Pritzker (Governor of Illinois)
Karen Bass (Fires Mayor of LA)
Michelle Wu (Mayor of Boston)
"Genocide" Joe Biden (The America Last President) - Donkey Joe
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY - Linda Sun CCP Spy Scandal)
Liz Simons (Heising-Simons Foundation - (Racial Justice in Early Mathematics)
Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)
Sara Jacobs (BF-911????)
Steve Balmer (LA Clippers Scandal?)
Ursula von der Leyen (President of the EU/EC) Held positions in Angela Merkel's Cabinet?
Zohran Mamdani (Islamic First DSA NYC Mayor)

Winner Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey (DonkeycRAT)

Ali Khamenei (Former President of Iran)
Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor of Germany)
Emmanuel Macron (President of France) "Vive l'âne"
FDR (WWII US Prsident) (B-29 for TU-4)
Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)
Ursula von der Leyen (President of the EU/EC) Held positions in Angela Merkel's Cabinet?

Winner FDR WWII US Prsident (B-29 for TU-4)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Leader

Ali Khamenei (Former President of Iran)
Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor of Germany)
Emmanuel Macron (President of France) (Vive l'âne for French Cookouts)
Gavin Newsom (California Fires F*****r)
Alex/George Soros (Socialism as a Disservice)
King "Harem" Charles (UK - If you live in UK you're not allowed to say that)
Where's King Charles? (UK)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY - Linda Sun CCP Spy Scandal)
Kamala Harris (I don't know why she's on the list?)
Laurene Powell Jobs (The Atlantic)
Liz Simmons (Heising-Simons Foundation - (Racial Justice in Early Mathematics)
Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)
Dame Sarah Mullally (106th Archbishop of Canterbury) Withdraws Award
Steve Balmer (LA Clippers?)

Winner Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Lady

Amy Klobuchar (Upside down US flags for Somalia) Somalia's Lapdog. Corruption for all?
Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor Unextraordinary Emeritus of Germany)
Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)
Ursula von der Leyen (President of the EU/EC) Held positions in Angela Merkel's Cabinet?

Winner Angela Merkel (Chancellor Emeritus of Germany)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Shrew

Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor Emeritus of Germany)
AOC and The Squad
Joy Behar (The View)
Kathleen Kennedy
Laurene Powell Jobs (The Atlantic)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY - Linda Sun CCP Spy Scandal)
Liz Simons (Heising-Simons Foundation - (Racial Justice in Early Mathematics)
Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)
Ursula von der Leyen (Open Borders President of the EU/EC) Held positions in Angela Merkel's Cabinet?

Winner Ursula von der Leyen (Open Borders President of the EU/EC) What's border security?

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Best/Worst Man

Ali Khamenei (Former President of Iran)
Barack Obama (Former President of the US)
Emmanuel Macron (President of France) (Vive l'âne for French Cookouts)
Hillary Clinton (Former "President" of the US)
Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)
Steve Balmer (LA Clippers?)
Zohran "DSA" Mamdani

Winner Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Pinokio Award For Most Untruthful

Abigail Spanberger (Governor of Virginia) She's no moderate?
Nikole Hannah-Jones (1619 Project)
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Former Rino/Dino Governor of California)
El-Sayed (Senate Candidate for Michigan)
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)
Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)
Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain) AKA EU Open Borders is Good for you?
James Talarico (Christian) Hasan Piker's Texas Senate Candidate
Zohran "DSA" Mamdani

Winner Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain) AKA EU Open Borders is Good for you?

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst TV Video Host

Joy Behar (The View)
Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)
Stephen Colbert (Formerly The Late Show With Stephen Colbert)
Woopi Goldberg (The View)

Winner Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Music

Ben Macklamore (Formerly of the "Loop Tour" Ed Sheeran)
Bruce Springsteen (Bungalo Bob)
Hayley Williams (Paramore/Donkeymore) Pro-Palestine Singer
John Cusack

Winner Ben Macklamore (Formerly of the "Loop Tour" Ed Sheeran)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst State Governor

Abigail Spanberger (Governor of Virginia) She's no moderate?
Gavin Newsom (California Burnin / The (Devil's) Donkey's Donkey / Islamic Holidays)
Janet Mills (Coke Governor of Maine)
J. B. Pritzker (Governor of Illinois)
Gretchen Whitmer (Potholes Governor of Michigan)
Katie Hobbs (Arizona Governor)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY - Linda Sun CCP Spy Scandal)
Maura Healey (Governor of Massachusetts) Courthouse Scandal / All Islam Commision
Governor Tina Kotek (Oregon Governor) Dropped all graduation standards
Governor Wes Moore (Maryland Governor)

Winner Abigail Spanberger (Governor of Virginia) She's no moderate?

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Mayor

Abdullah H. Hammoud (Islamic Mayor of Dearborn Michigan)
Brandon Scott (Mayor of Baltimore)
Karen Bass (LA Mayor) - Fires/Shoplifting/Homeless/Crime As a Service
Brandon Johnson (Chicago)
Keith Wilson (Antifa Mayor of Portland?)
Sheng Thao (Oakland)
Michelle Wu (Boston)
Sadiq Khan (Mayor of London)
Zohran Mamdani (Islamic DSA Mayor NY)

Winner Zohran Mamdani (Islamic DSA Mayor NY)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Attorney

Alvin Bragg (NYC)
Amal Clooney
Keith Ellison (Minnesota Attorney General)
Letitia "Get Trump" James

Winner Letitia "Get Trump" James

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst DA

Alvin Bragg (NYC)
Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)

Winner/Loser Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Judge

Arthur Engoron (Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York)
Tanya Chutkan (District of Columbia)
Elena Kagan (Supreme Court)
Ketanji Brown Jackson (Supreme Court)
Judge David Leibowitz (U.S. District Judge) Congress cannot bar noncitizens from voting in federal elections
Sonia Sotomayor (Supreme Court)

Winner Judge David Leibowitz (U.S. District Judge) Congress cannot bar noncitizens

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Speaker

AOC & The Squad
Hasan Piker (Hamas Influencer?)
Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)

Winner Ms. Rachel (Moms for Hamas?)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Movie

One Battle After Another (A 2025 movie redux for 2026)
The Bride (A Feminist version of Frankenstein?)
The Odyssey
Zootopia 2

Winner The Bride (2026)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - TV Show

Dr. Who (B(umbling)BC)
Little House on the Prairie (Netflix)
(The) View / Dump
WNBA

Winner WNBA (Wrestling Basketball Federation)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Documentary Show

TODO

Winner To Decide

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Benedict Arnold

Gavin Newsom (No list is complete without Gavin Newsom)
John Bolton
Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor of Germany)
Pedro Sánchez (Open Borders Prime Minister of Spain)
FDR (WWII US President) B-29 for TU-4 Soviet Exchange
Karen Bass (Mayor of LA)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY - Linda Sun CCP Spy Scandal)
King Charles (UK) 1984 Free Speech Advocate
Michelle Wu (Mayor of Boston)
Nancy Pelosi (January 6 A Space Odyssey)
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)
Ursula von der Leyen (President of the EU/EC) What's Border Security? Held positions in Angela Merkel's Cabinet?

Winner Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Best Rino

Arnold Schwarzenegger (Former California Governor)
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
John Bolton (Foreign Agent Tango)
Steve Schmidt (Lincoln Project Founder)

Winner Arnold Schwarzenegger (Former California Governor)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Madusa

Angela Merkel (Ex Chancellor of Germany)
FDR (WWII US President) (Ben Shahn Artwork - B-29 for TU-4 Exchange)
Kathy Hochul (Governor of NY - Linda Sun CCP Spy Scandal)
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
King Charles (For an Islamic UK)
Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain) AKA EU Open Borders is Good for you?
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)
Ursula von der Leyen (President of the EU/EC) What's Border Security? Held positions in Angela Merkel's Cabinet?
Zohran "DSA" Mamdani (Socialist for the 1%)

Winner Pedro Sánchez (Prime Minister of Spain) AKA We'll Ram Open Borders down your throats?

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Most Irrelevant

Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)

Winner Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey University

Columbia University (Protests)
David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA (AlphaB Medicine)
University of Washington
Middlebury College (Vermont) (Former Owner of MIIS)
Pontifical Gregorian University (Gregorian)
Harvard University

Winner Middlebury College (Vermont) (Former Owner of MIIS)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey CEO

Adam Silver (Commissioner NBA) - WNBA Officiating Scandal / Low Ratings / Bad Officiating
Alex Soros
Cathy Engelbert (WNBA Commissioner)
Oliver Zipse (BMW)
Michael Bloomberg (Bloomberg)
Roger Goodell (NFL Commissioner)
Steve Balmer (LA Clippers?)
Antonio Filosa (Stellantis)

Winner Cathy Engelbert (WNBA Commissioner)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey Doctor

Jill Biden (Dis Honorable Mention)
Anthony Fauci (Covid)

Winner Anthony Fauci (Covid)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey Foundation

Antifa
Andrew W. Mellon Foundation
BLM
Clinton Foundation
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA)
FireAid (California)
Heising-Simons Foundation (Racial Justice in Early Mathematics)
House Majority Forward (Pelosi)
Justice Democrats
Lincoln Project (Really the Donkey/Rino Project. They shouldn't be trying to (mis)represent Lincoln)
Marguerite Casey Foundation
Open Society Foundations (George Soros)
Planned Parenthood
Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC)
USAid (Formerly)
pBS (Also known as wBS?)
nPR (National Public Relations arm of the DNC?)

Tie SPLC / USAid (Formerly)