Gold Donkey Awards for the Year 2025

These are the preliminary awards for 2025.

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey of the Year 2025

Brandon Johnson (Mayor of Chicago)
Gavin Newsom (Governor of California)
Janet Mills (Coke Governor of Maine)
JB Pritzker (Governor of Illinois)
Karen Bass (Mayor of LA)
Michelle Wu (Mayor of Boston)
"Genocide" Joe Biden (The America Last President)
Kamala Harris
Zohran Mamdani (DSA Candidate for NYC Mayor)

Winner Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey (DonkeycRAT)

"Genocide" Joe Biden (The America Dead Last President for China First)
JB Pritzker (Governor of Illinois)
Alex Soros
Zohran Mamdani (DSA Mayoral Candidate of NYC)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Winner Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Leader

Bob Eiger (Disney)
Walmart heiress Christy Walton
Dana Walden (Disney)
Gavin Newsom (California F*****r)
Alex/George Soros (Socialism as a Disservice)
Joe Biden (The America Dead Last President)
Kathleen Kennedy (Star Wars)
Keir "Trash" Starmer (UK - If you live in UK you're not allowed to say that)
Where's King Charles (UK)
Laurene Powell Jobs (The Atlantic)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)
Kamala Harris (US VP/President in the Absence of Biden)
Macron (So Long and Thanks for the Fish)
Tim Cook(ed) (Apple)
Tim "Weaner/Tampon/Wander" Walz

Winner Keir Starmer (For an Islamic UK)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Lady

AOC & the Squad
Walmart Heiress Christy Walton George Soros
Gretchen Whitmer (Michigan)
Joy Behar (The View)
Kamala Harris
Kathleen Kennedy (Star Wars)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)
Karen Bass (Mayor of LA)
Nancy Pelosi
Laurene Powell Jobs (The Atlantic)
Maxine Waters
Michelle Wu (Mayor of Boston)
Rachel Levine
Jen Psaki

Tie Karen Bass (Mayor of LA) and Michelle Wu (Mayor of Boston)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Shrew

AOC and The Squad
Dana Walden (Co-Chairman, Disney Entertainment)
George Soros
Lia Thomas
Joy(less) Reid (Formerly MSNBC/MSNOW)
Jill Biden
Joy Behar (The View)
Kamala Harris
Kathleen Kennedy
Laurene Powell Jobs (The Atlantic)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)
Marcy Kaptur (Ohio Congressman Verses Reporter)
Rachel Levine

Winner Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Best/Worst Man

Antony "BRICS" Blinken (5 Billion Dollar Dumpster / Iran Prison Swap / Afghanistan / Ukraine / Gaza)
George Soros
Hunter Biden
Barack Obama
Adam Schiff
Nathan Wade
Tim "Weaner/Tampon/Wander" Walz
Zohran "DSA" Mamdani

Winner Tim "Weaner/Tampon/Wander" Walz

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Pinokio Award For Most Untruthful

"Genocide" Joe Biden (The America Last President)
Jen Psaki
Joy(less) Reid (Formerly MSNBC/MSNOW)
Kamala Harris (ABC Debate)
Brian Tyler Cohen (1-800-BOTS-FOR-HARRIS)
Adam Schiff
Dana "Bananas" Walden (Co-Chairman, Disney Entertainment)
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)
Elizabeth Warren
Rachel "Gagh" Maddow (MSNBC/MSNOW/DNC)
Zohran "DSA" Mamdani

Winner Kamala Harris

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst TV Video Host

Brian Tyler Cohen (1-800-BOTS-FOR-HARRIS) (1-800-GET-A-BARBER)
Howard Stern
Joy Behar (The View)
Joy(less) Reid (Formerly MSNBC/MSNOW)
Rachel Maddow (MSNBC/MSNOW)
Stephen Colbert (Formerly The Late Show With Stephen Colbert)
Woopi Goldberg (The View)

Winner Joy Reid (Formerly MSNBC/MSNOW)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Music

Ben Macklamore
Bruce Springsteen (Bungalo Bob)
John Cusack

Winner Ben Macklamore (HINDS HALL 2)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst State Governor

Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (New Mexico)
Gavin Newsom (California Burnin / The Donkey's Donkey) **
Janet Mills (Coke Governor of Maine)
J. B. Pritzker (Governor of Illinois)
Gretchen Whitmer (Governor of Michigan)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Tie Gavin Newsom California (California F*****r) and Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)
Honorary mention J. B. Pritzker

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Mayor

** Eric Adams (NYC)
Richard Bissen (Maui "Fires" Mayor)
Karen Bass (LA Mayor) - Fires/Shoplifting As a Service
Muriel Bowser (DC)
LaToya "Miss Carjacking" Cantrell (New Orleans)
Brandon Johnson (Chicago)
Ted Wheeler (Portland)
Tiffany Henyard (Dolton)
Sheng Thao (Oakland)
Michelle Wu (Boston)
Zohran Mamdani

Karen Bass (LA Fires)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Attorney

Abbe Lowell (So Bad even Hunter Fired him)
Alvin Bragg (NYC)
Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)
Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)
Letitia "Get Trump" James
Merrick Garland (US Attorney General)
Nathan Wade

Winner Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst DA

Alvin Bragg (NYC)
Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)

Winner/Loser Fani Willis (Fulton County DA Georgia)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Judge

Arthur Engoron (Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York)
Tanya Chutkan (District of Columbia)
Bruce E. Reinhart (Southern District of Florida)
Douglas Rayes (U.S. District Judge)
Elena Kagan (Supreme Court)
Ketanji Brown Jackson (Supreme Court)
Juan Merchan (NY Supreme Court)
Sonia Sotomayor (Supreme Court)

Winner Arthur "Judge Donkey" Engoron (Supreme Court 1st Judicial District in New York)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Speaker

AOC & The Squad
Joy Behar (The View)
Kamala Harris (VP)
Karine Jean-Pierre
Jen Psaki
Joe Biden (The America Last President)
John Cusack
Tim "Weaner/Tampon" Walz (For China)

Winner Kamala Harris (VP)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Movie

Winner Snow (Bite) White
Star Trek Section 31

Winner Snow (Bite) White

Nominations for Gold Donkey - TV Show

Dr. Who (B(umbling)BC)
The Baldwins
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (Formerly The Late Show With Stephen Colbert)
(The) View / Dump
WNBA

Winner (Formerly) The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Worst Documentary Show

TODO

Winner To Decide

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Benedict Arnold

John Bolton
FDR (WWII)
Kamala Harris
Karen Bass (Mayor of LA)
Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)
Michelle Wu (Mayor of Boston)
Nancy Pelosi (January 6)
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)
Tim "Weaner/Tampon" Walz (Project CCP 2025+)

Winner Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Best Rino

Adam Kinzinger "Faux" Republican
Arnold Schwarzenegger (Former California Governor)
Bill Barr
Chris Christie (Former New Jersey Governor)
Chris Wray (Former Director FBI)
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
James Comey
John Bolton
Liz Cheney
Mike Pence
Steve Schmidt (Lincoln Project Founder)

Winner John Bolton

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Madusa

FDR WWII (Russian Traitors not Allies)
Joe "Genocide" Biden (The America Last President)
Hunter Biden
Kathy Hochul (Governor of NY)
Kamala Harris
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
Adam Schiff (SCIF)
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)
Zohran "DSA" Mamdani (Socialist for the 1%)

Winner Kathy Hochul (CCP Governor of NY)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Most Irrelevant

Joe Biden (The America Last President)
George Soros
Hillary Clinton
Hunter Biden
Kamala Harris
Mike Pence
Nancy Pelosi
Eric Swallwell (Skunkweasil)
Adam Schiff
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman (Ukraine)

Winner Joe Biden (The America Last President)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey University

Columbia University (Protests)
University of Washington
University of Pennsylvania
Harvard University

Winner Columbia University (Campus Protests)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey CEO

Adrian Mardell (Jaguar CEO)
Alex Soros
Bob Eiger (Disney)
Julie Felss Masino (Cracker Barrel CEO)
Michael Bloomberg (Bloomberg)
Tim Cook (Apple)

Winner Bob Eiger (Disney+)

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey Doctor

Jill Biden (Dis Honorable Mention)

Winner TODO

Nominations for Gold Donkey - Gold Donkey Foundation

Antifa
Andrew W. Mellon Foundation
BLM
Clinton Foundation
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA)
FireAid (California)
House Majority Forward (Pelosi)
Justice Democrats
Lincoln Project (Really the Donkey/Rino Project. They shouldn't be trying to (mis)represent Lincoln)
Marguerite Casey Foundation
Open Society Foundations (George Soros)
Planned Parenthood
Southern Poverty Law Center (What gives them the right to censor hate speech?)
USAid
pBS
nPR

Winner FireAid (California)